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bandparade:

I have a cactus called Gerard and I just went downstairs and was like gERARD RELEASED A NEW SONG and my mom was like what the fuck is your plant doing

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fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

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"its britney bitch"
the bible (leviticus 7:58)

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la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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futureharvardstudent:

I think I laughed way too hard at this

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