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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

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lookatmytitle:

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

You mean I shoved that ps3 up my ass for nothing

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makeshlftchemlstry:

Holy fuck

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"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."
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hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

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I want my roommate to move out or if I can choose between her and her be, I choose him.

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jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party

mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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